Muscle injuries dominate Camp Taji clinic’s cases
Coulda used some advice from them today -- I think I pulled a stomach muscle sleeping. Can I get a purple heart for a lumpy mattress?
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Hey, sorry that you have nothing to do! You'll be busy traveling soon enough! Hang on till Friday!
phillies lost 10-8 while mets won 10-8.at least we know a manager named manuel will make post season.i know wait till next year.we have been saying that for too many years.GO METS. GO DALLAS.
Ice packs? That 10 on, 10 off theory can't be working in 123 degrees! As for the purple heart. You've gotta be medium-well to well done in that heat. You've passed purple, I'm sure. Stay cool.
xo!
there is a reason its called a "purple heart". COLD.DAM COLD.in that war i was in it was COLD.DAM COLD.it was so cold you know "what" froze off.it was so cold...now you say out loud "how cold was it"... it was so cold you would fart and have to heat it up just to smell it.you would burp and have to heat it just to retaste it.
NO PURPLE HEART WHEN ITS 123 DEGREES!
ps.there was one time i thought i was heating up a burp and it was a fart.it tasted like poopie!
Maybe they are testing your strength with the lumpy mattress ... like putting a pea underneath to see who is the real princess. Wait, are you a princess? (Hope that was funny enough because, gosh, these Shane-family comments are entertaining. Just trying to keep up.)
Hey Leo,
So, I had a eye doctors appointment yesterday and he found out that I have astigmatism. So I am getting a completely different type of contact.
George Washington. I had tears in my eyes reading this. I feel so patriotic. You know, if you could freeze dry your farts, you could mail them to people so they could feel like they were in the same room as you.
Kate, Aunt Sue has astigmatism too. It means your eyes are shaped all wrong. Blame your parents- they did this to you. You could fix astigmatism by sleeping with a 10 pound weight balanced on the side of your head; however people might wonder why your head is so long and narrow.
Beth, you're the middle child, your astigmatism is probably so horrible that it corrects your near-sightedness. More neglect from your past.
Grandmom and Granddad were too tired of kids by the time I came around for me to have astigmatism. Instead, I got a diseased appendix and post traumatic stress.
The voices in my head are telling me to stop before I pull a muscle.
Some real strange comments on this post. I think it could easily deteriorate into the typical Garrity potty talk if we don't watch out.
I'm sitting in a hotel in beautiful downtown Mineral Wells WV. Out my window is a Bob Evans, a Wendy's, a truck stop and of course a McDonalds. Not much else. I haven't seen any wells yet. I'll look for them later on. Gotta go now to the breakfast buffet for my oatmeal. Everyone play nice on here and cut out the George Washington bashing.
Funny, the view outside that window sounds strikingly similar to Leo's. I wonder if dad is working undercover...?
i dont have dried farts but wet ones can be frozen too.
astigmatism can be fixed.you take a garden hose and cut both ends off of it.insert end A in your butt and end B in your mouth and blow real hard.if the astigmatism is corrected then your done.if astigmatism is not corrected then switch ends.
oldeditoramy wants you to put pee in your bed to fix a lumpy mattress.dont listen to her.i put pee in my mattress every night and its still lumpy.
I had a soldier yesterday ask why all the military conversations out here end up devolving into potty humor and "your mom" jokes.
I told him not to worry about it -- I've seen the same thing happen in "civil" places back home. Almost gave him this thread's address...
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