Tuesday, March 30, 2010

2010 T-shirt suggestions

Baseball season is less than a week away, so it's time for another round of Phillies T-shirts to get you ready for the upcoming season. Feel free to take these to your nearest silk-screening shop to show your Phillies pride.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Phillies phact to ponder

Total weight of the Phillies expected opening day roster: 5,895 pounds

Total weight of the roster, in baseballs: 18,864 baseballs

Total baseballs hit out of the park by the Phils roster last year: 224 HRs

18,864 balls + 224 HRs = 19088

Zip code of Radnor, PA, home of the Phillies Baseball Academy: 19088

Coincidence? I think not.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Field of 64 ... Philly style

As always, here's a look back at the last year in Philadelphia sports. Click on the image below to see the large version of the madness.

Friday, March 05, 2010

Red carpet fun

The quality of this video is terrible, but the cast is worth it.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Determining my son's football future based on his first week of life

Actually, if you wait until day seven you're already behind the curve -- most scouts put top prospects through the ringer by day five of life:

Length: 19 inches
Analysis: Good, but not great. For future WRs you want at least 21 inches at birth; For QBs, 20 minimum. Still, many of the best RBs come in well below those marks -- Barry Sanders was famously just 17.2 inches the day he was born.

Grip: Strong (right hand), Strong (left hand)
Analysis: High marks -- exactly what you want to see from a defensive player or an offensive lineman. However, quick developing hand muscles may make becoming a relief pitcher a more attractive option.

Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces
Analysis: Poor. Most lineman, defensive or offensive, are born around 70 pounds. Cowboys DE Leon Lett was actually 90 pounds, 3 ounces at birth. His mother was the Statue of Liberty.

Legs: Two
Analysis: That's the only qualification you need to be a kicker or punter.

Speech: Mostly grunts and belches
Analysis: That was enough to get Andy Reid a head coaching job.

Intangibles: Kicky, stubborn, intense stare
Final analysis: You can't rule out running back until you see his 40-yard-dash times (we'll get to them next week) but initial results point to a hard-hitting player with good ball-hawking skills. Sounds like a safety to me. Anybody got a spare green #20 jersey?