Ow! My groin!

I told you it was coming. After absorbing the rage in my post yesterday, they decided to release the full Eagles schedule.... for the preseason. And they added an extra game for da birds to play, increasing the likelihood of a season-ending McNabb injury by 25 percent. And then they stopped by Fort Awesome and kicked me where it counts, just to show me who's in charge.

Lousy pigskin pigs.

And on top of that, since the start of the Super Bowl era no team has played in the Hall of Fame game and won the Super Bowl in the same season.

The 2001 Rams, 1994 Chargers and 1988 Bengals are the only teams to play in both in a season, but all three blew it in the big game.

So the best you can hope for this Eagles season is another Super Bowl loss. Remember, it's never too early to panic.

Here's the full preseason sked for Philly, in case you really care:

Philadelphia vs Oakland at Canton, Aug. 6
Cleveland at Philadelphia, sometime between Aug. 10-14
Philadelphia at Baltimore, sometime between Aug. 17-21
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia, Aug. 25
Philadelphia at NY Jets, sometime between Aug. 31 and Sept. 2