For your safety

For those of you keeping score at home, here’s where our homeland security sits:

Places I can take my pocketknife (security saw it and said “who cares?”)
-- The White House, D.C.
-- The Pentagon, Va.
-- The United Nations headquarters, N.Y.
-- The Supreme Court, D.C. (New addition this week!)


Places I can’t (security deemed it a threat and refused entry)
-- Montgomery County Courthouse, Pa.
-- Columbus City Courthouse, Ohio
-- Baltimore/Washington International Airport, Md.
-- U.S. District Court Columbus, Ohio

Remember, even if it's safe enough for the military, that doesn't mean that it's safe enough for Montgomery County's passport office.