Tuesday, January 08, 2013

The worst Super Bowl outcomes left

Now that the Maryland Racial Slurs have been crippled eliminated from the post-season, here are the four worst possible Super Bowl match-ups remaining:

5 -- Patriots vs 49ers
The two weeks leading up to the big game would be full of "dynasty vs. dynasty" talk, even though New England has lost its last two championship games and the 49ers haven't been there for almost two decades.

4 -- Patriots vs Packers
Which QB would you rather have: Brady or Rodgers? Here's a better question: Which team can refuse to acknowledge the run game more? Why do we have RBs anyway?

3 -- Patriots vs Seahawks
The Seahawks are responsible for most boring Super Bowl of the last decade (SB XL, also known as the one they handed to Jerome Bettis). The Patriots are the Patriots.

2 -- Ravens vs Falcons
There's a good chance that this could be the first Super Bowl that ends 3-0. There's also a great chance that Ray Lewis will be named MVP before a down is played, regardless how poor he plays.

1 -- Patriots vs Falcons
A battle for the ages: An undeserving Boston fan base that still feels persecuted despite eight sports championships since 2000, playing against an undeserving Atlanta fan base that struggles to sell out playoff games. Both loser and winner whine incessantly.

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