$600 for a replica Super Bowl ring (closest he'll get to a real one)$4.95 for a days of the week pill box$1.7 million for a new car to compensate for, um, stuff$3.00 for premium popcorn$12.49 for his best-selling jersey$15 for video of the last time the 'boys won a playoff game$1,000 in an effort to cover the stench of his rotting heart$5,999.99 for 1,000 unused (and unwanted) T.O towels
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