Currently Phils first baseman is second in the league in Home Runs but batting under .220. He has more RBI (62) than hits (60). Ever wonder what he'll do if this baseball thing doesn't work out?
If Ryan were your mailman ...
No mail would be delivered on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday.
Every Friday, you'd receive a check from Publisher's Clearing House.
If Ryan went to Hollywood ...
He'd get bit parts in the next four installments of the Police Academy series.
Then he'd get an Oscar for his interpretation of Richard III.
If Ryan were a brewmaster ...
The first five beers of every six pack would be Pabst Blue Ribbon.
The sixth in each one would be Yuengling Premium.
If Ryan manned this blog ...
The first five posts every month would blow.
The sixth would be hilarious.
OK, so not much would change there.
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I'd love to have him deliver my mail.
Please.
How about just for one week?
He'll do it for just $10 million a year...
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