Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Draftsgiving trivia

It's that time of year, kids -- Are you ready?

      1. Draftsgiving is that special time of year when:

        2. We wish it was November already
        We celebrate football and actually believe next year won't make us miserable
        Holy crap -- It's draft time already?

      2. This year the NFL draft stars at:

        3. Are you sure it's draft time already?
        3 p.m.
        3 p.m., but we're still drinking at 11:55 a.m.

      3. The Eagles most likely first round pick will be:

        4. A defensive lineman
        An offensive lineman
        LB J. Leman out of Illinois

      4. Eagles beloved CB Lito Sheppard will likely be traded for:

        5. A wideout
        A chance to move up three spots in the first round
        S Bobby Taylor

      5. WR Chad Johnson will likely end up on draft day with:

        6. The Cowboys
        The Eagles? Really? But c'mon....
        No one

      6. Proper attire for Draftsgiving is:

        7. A Lito Sheppard jersey
        A Brian Dawkins jersey
        A Na Brown jersey

      7. The time between first round draft picks will be cut from:

        8. 15 minutes to 10 minutes
        Too long to a little quicker
        Boring to fun

      8. One trade to make the Eagles a real threat is:

        9. WR Javon Walker
        2B Chase Utley
        KR James Thrash

      9. The one thing always on the Draftsgiving menu is:

        10. Steak
        More Steak
        Dolphins

      10. A good reason to skip celebrating Draftsgiving is:

        11. Real football involves a pitch
        I'm laid up in the hospital, but I'll still have a beer
        I hate freedom



      Scoring:
      19-20 points -- Indianapolis Colts
      12-18 points -- Tennessee Titans
      7-11 points --- Philadelphia Eagles
      1-6 points ---- Washington Redskins
      Zero points --- Minnesota Vikings
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      4 comments:

      Anonymous said...

      I did the quiz and I only got 12 pts. Am I kicked out of the family?

      1:25 PM
      Anonymous said...

      Don't feel bad, I only got nine and I actually cover the NFL. ... The answer key was wrong though, as real football is in fact played on a pitch.

      10:23 PM
      Kitten said...

      What if I've skipped Draftsgiving because the drive down might actually cause me to have to go to the hospital? Is that forgivable?

      Also, have you seen this?

      http://deadspin.com/383142/if-you-dont-like-the-nfl-draft-you-can-suck-it-your-nfl-draft-jamboroo

      8:57 PM
      Capt. Awesome said...

      I feel like skipping Draftsgiving because a doctor forbade you from traveling is a pretty good excuse, at least until I get a medical degree and can argue with him.

      But you're absolved. We know you celebrated Draftsgiving in your heart, and that's what's really important.

      That, and lots and lots of food.

      4:27 PM

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