Wednesday, July 25, 2007

More phun phacts

I found some more training camp tidbits for ya:

Jason Davis – FB, 3rd year
Phun Phact: He is one of three fullbacks on the team, all of whom are under 250 pounds and can’t catch passes. But he’s the only one who’s also under six feet tall (5-11) so that sets him apart.

Kevin Curtis – WR, 6th year
Phun Phact: Curtis is a Mormon, decreasing his chances of being eaten by Andy Reid during an angry cut-day binge session. Cannibalism is part of their religion, you know.

Ryan Moats – RB, 4th year
Phun Phact: He took a Western Caribbean cruise with his wife in 2007. Apparently, the Eagles PR staff thinks that’s interesting enough to include in his official biography.

William Thomas – OT, 11th year
Phun Phact: Formerly known as “Tra Thomas,” he began using his real name during the 2006 offseason. Also, next year he plans to change his name to “Thurman Thomas” and then “Donovan McNabb Thomas” in 2009.

Dereck Faulkner – WR, rookie year
Phun Phact: He was born in Germany, says he grew up idolizing Mike Quick and played all of his college ball at little-seen Hampton University. Sounds like a foreign spy to me, possibly communist.

Takeo Spikes – LB, 11th year
Phun Phact: If you come across the middle, he will straight-up murder you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Captn
An update from last week. The reason Ryan Howard went back to second was precisely that he DID see Vuk coaching third. I wonder if he "glowed".
The pie chart was cool but the 10,000 loses has faded and its space will undoubtly be taken up by Dallas as soon as training camp starts.
I have to say that I admire your restraint about the current situation in Hotlanta. I would have thought that it would have been at least a quarter of the pie.