... at a local bar ... while I was drinking...
1 -- One-third of the residents of Nevada are employed in tourism.
2 -- Sir Frances Drake was know as "the dragon" to his enemies.
3 -- Sober or drunk, I can only name three Dickens novels ("A Tale of Two Cities," "David Copperfield" and "Oliver Twist." Apparently, "A Christmas Carol" is a very long short story.)
4 -- The 80s hair band who performed "When I see you smile" was Bad English.
5 -- Letting the barmaid who's scoring the contest share your french fries does not earn you extra points.
6 -- Yuengling is delicious even if your thinking while drinking.
7 -- If anyone ever asks you who won in Alien vs. Predator, go with Predator, even though it's obvious that Alien won. The Predator didn't make it back to his home planet, right? So he lost. Alien won, no matter what the judge says. And don't let him convince you otherwise.
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an Alien explodes out of the Predator. How could that be a win?
But you have to feel a little sorry for the girl who just gets left out in the Antarctic cold. Then again, I've never watched the whole movie all the way through.
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