Worst items in the 2012 Eagles catalog

1 -- New Era Zubaz cap, $24.99

Guaranteed to cause you seizures even before the Eagles make a stupid third-and-short call.

2 -- Draft Me Women's Jersey Top, $59.99

Funny, I don't remember the draft picks having to wear pink jerseys.

3 -- Snuggle Bear, $16.99

Really? It can't just be an eagle? It has to be a bear with an eagle embroidered on it?

4 -- Nike Tri Blend Tank Top, $29.99

What better gift is there than a shirt that says "The Eagles logo barfed all over me"

5 -- Yoga Mat, $24.99

It's the wrong color, has flowers on it, and has nothing to do with a football activity. But if you ignore that, it embodies everything the Eagles stand for.