A few quick and simple suggestions for each of the major sports:
Ice Dancing -- Allow body checking
Curling -- Require drinking after each throw
Hockey -- Ban Canada
Women's Hockey -- Ban women
Ski jumping -- Make competitors wear those streamers you used to put on the handlebars of your bike
Biathalon -- Perfect as it is; No improvements needed
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The streamers comment is awesome. Way to live up to your name.
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