Gee, who would have figured mentioning Dan Marino would send Dad into a crazed rant?
For the record, the five greatest non-Eagles QBs are:
1 -- Joe Montana
2 -- John Elway
3 -- Joe Montana
4 -- Warren Moon
5 -- Steve Young, when he was playing behind Joe Montana
The five greatest Eagles QBs of all time are:
5 -- Jim McMahon
4 -- Ron Jaworski
3 -- Randall Cunningham
2 -- Donovan McNabb
1 -- Brian Dawkins. Don't even question it. You know he could. I have a NHL video game at Fort Awesome that proves he's the greatest hockey center of all time as well. He's a bit short, so he'd come in just behind Jordan in basketball.
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yawn....
OK...I need a ruling:
Tacky heartwarming gesture of the day:
a) Reggie #92 jersey in sissy Iggles hunter greeen....
OR
b) Warren Moon telling his mom "I love you more than I could love any human being", and then introducing his wife...
OR
c) John Madden thanking his bus driver...
Sara White just called Brett Favre Reggie's little brother. She's hurting my head.
ok, i wanted to rant about how i watched the phillies last night and even though they won they suck; but then i recalled something posted yesterday by my former boyfriend that needed to be addressed.
look, i don't get your crazed obsessions and sickening loyalties; frankly, i have enough anxiety and am not looking to add any more unrealistic expectations to my life. however, i find it just plain weird that tom has absolutely no desire/ability/sense to even sit through 1 minute of any kind of sports game without being sarcastic and anti-, well, everything.
i watched the whole game last night (mostly 'cause i was too lazy to move), and even though i care less about the phillies than if tiger woods wins or loses another stupid round of golf in a tornament hosted by buick (that just makes me want to ralph in europe, ha!), i couldn't help but feel a little bad for utley when he turned up a loser... you know what tom did? he laughed.
you know i can fake interested when it's really important, but it's gonna take some serious divine intervention to get tom on board, and i'm just not sure i'm in that good of standing to pull it off. what i hate to admit, but am fully aware of, is that it's a serious sin to live in philadelphia and not care at least an ounce about the sports teams. so instead of threatening bodily harm on the misguided boy (which you know would be too easy, and therefore unfulfilling), i ask you all for a little help and possibly a 'tie him up, put toothpicks in his eyes and make him watch sports til he likes it, damn it' kind of intervention so we can set him on the right path.
until then, i can't be held responsible for anything he does, says, or writes.
oh yeah, nbc has an 'eagles special' on tonight. since mom, dad, and kate are at fort awesome, i'm taping it for you.
everybody knows it by now so you can say it out loud... i'm your favorite.
um, does that mean we can't use the VCR? i'm staying home.
I had the need to sloganize.
I'm holding to my observation that the one true way to know you've made it in sports is when your groin injury is common knowledge.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Mcnabbs Groin Injury in Your Cup.
Choosy Mothers Choose Mcnabbs Groin Injury.
Maybe the best way for Landis to get out of the Tour De France debacle is to embrace the publicity and start his own line of synthetic testosterone.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Landis' Synthetic Testosterone.
And All Because The Lady Loves Landis' Synthetic Testosterone.
Life Should Taste As Good As Landis' Synthetic Testosterone.
TO has a crazy manager.
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Terrel Owen's Crazy Ass Manager.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Terrel Owen's Crazy Ass Manager.
Remembering the photos of the hay bed Captain Awesome enjoyed in Afghanistan.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Afghanistan Hay Bed.
And I still need one of them there RPG Launchers.
Little. Yellow. Different. Uncle Joe's New Rpg Launcher.
What Can Uncle Joe's New Rpg Launcher Do For You?
And this is just getting silly.
All You Need is a Burning Sensation and a Dream.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Burning Sensation.
Time To Make The Wet Willy.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lit Fart!
Monsieur, with this Lit Fart you are really spoiling us.
The Science Of Lit Fart.
I'd Walk a Mile for a Lit Fart.
The Real Smell of Lit Fart.
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Lit Fart?
OK. that's enough. I promise I will grow up. Eventually. Soon..
Am seriously worried about my little bro...maybe daddyspaz will know what to do about this sloganizing.....
i can't compete with your uncle. he's just plain nuts. i love it.
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