Test your first-round playoff knowledge

Think you paid attention to this weekend's playoff action? Take this quiz to find out:

1) The best moment this weekend was:
a -- Tony Romo's mistake which sent the Cowboys home for the season
b -- David Akers' perfection which sent the Giants home for the season
c -- The steak in the pot sandwich I had as Westbrook scored
d -- Phil Simms' insightful commentary during the Jets game

2) The one thing you love to see on a field goal attempt is:
a -- Blood on Tony Romo's hand
b -- Koy Detmer and his birdlike face focused on catching the snap
c -- A big slice of provolone on that steak in the pot sandwich
d -- Carrie Underwood cheering in the stands

3) Eli Manning should be proud of:
a -- Throwing two post-season TDs, against four career playoff picks
b -- Tiki Barber running so well in the final loss of his NFL career
c -- His brother did worse than him (three picks for Peyton, one for Eli)
d -- Coach Tom Coughlin has that dopey, hopeless Manning face now too

4) How many New York teams lost in the NFL playoffs this weekend?
a -- Two
b -- Zero, but two New Jersey teams lost. Does that count?
c -- Really, didn't we all win this weekend?
d -- Hey, let's buy tickets for the Knicks!

5) During the game, I convinced myself that:
a -- I had to wear a very hot hot pack on my head for the Eagles to win
b -- I could not drop the plush football I was carrying or the Eagles would lose
c -- I might live to be 100 if I could stop watching football
d -- Eli Manning is a smart QB and a handsome man too

6) That Tony Romo play reminded me of:
a -- Tommy Hutton
b -- Koy Detmer, in that it was the opposite of everything that is Koy
c -- The Heimlich maneuver, because it was such an awful choke
d -- A really good steak in the pot sandwhich

7) Coach Coughlin should keep his job with the Giants because:
a -- another year with him and Eli won't complete even a five-yard pass
b -- another year with him and the Giants will get another top-five pick
c -- another year with him and the Eagles will have two more NFC East wins
d -- Jim Mora Jr. would be a much better coach for them to consider

8) Everyone is looking forward to:
a -- Next week's Saturday night showdown against the Saints (8 p.m.).
b -- Seeing what Westbrook's follow up to those 141 yards will be
c -- Draftsgiving Day, April 28 (write it down now)
d -- Tiki Barber's debut as the newest member on "The View"

9) The last Cowboys playoff win was:
a -- 1996, when Troy Aikman was still the QB
b -- Not sure, but I know they've gone 0-4 in the playoffs over the last decade
c -- Not sure, but I know the Eagles have won eight in the last six years
d -- Wins aren't as important as having a big contract and being a great WR

10) The most telling anagram of the weekend was:
a -- Eli Manning ~~ "Meaning? Nil."
b -- Tony Romo ~~ "Moron toy"
c -- Tiki Barber ~~ "Rib? Break it!"
d -- Brian Westbook ~~ "Took Barber's win"

Answer Key:
Question 1 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Giants fan.
Question 2 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Cowboys fan.
Question 3 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Giants fan.
Question 4 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Knicks fan.
Question 5 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Giants fan.
Question 6 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Cowboys fan.
Question 7 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Falcons fan.
Question 8 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Giants fan.
Question 9 -- A, B, or C.
If you picked D, you're probably a flithy Cowboys fan.
Question 10 -- As good as the first three are, D is the right answer here.