Sad, leaderless cow

For archive purposes, I'm putting some of the Cowboys anagram insults from last season's weekly football recaps. Hopefully the knowledge therein will embiggen your mind, and clearly illustrate the evil that lurks inside every Dallas player (and fan).
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"Dallas Cowboys' Drew Bledsoe" clearly spells out:
** Body blow! Sad, leaderless cow.

Cheap-shot artist "Safety Roy Williams" rearranged spells out:
** Aims fist low yearly

"Dallas Cowboys starting wide receiver Terry Glenn" predicts:
** Ball error cedes TD, Eagles win it on TV. We grin, say “Cry!”

Perennial loser "Starting receiver Keyshawn Johnson" untangled is:
** Jokes, thin anger: He craves wins? No try.

Unreliable “Dallas Cowboys Kicker Jose A. Cortez” rearranged is:
** Cocky CA jerk boots a low-sized laser

“Troy U./Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware” clearly spells out:
** Real sorry, way dumb con, twice coke abuser **

Mr. Not Across the Middle “Jason Whitten” untangled is:
** “Not in the jaws!”

"Michael Irvin" is either:
** I evil rich man, or
** Evil chain rim

“The faithful Dallas Cowboy fans” clearly spells out:
** Alas, they club fish flat and woof

“Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones” rearranged shows that:
** Ay, jolly son w/ jarred bones cowers

“Dallas Cowboys cornerback Anthony Daniel Henry” spells out:
** Another inbred, owly con w/ crack. Handy? Barely. A loss.

And finally....
“A postseason for the Cowboys?" Clearly, the letters don't lie.
** Nope, hate to say. Sob for cows.