tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post9100069688727329526..comments2024-02-10T05:18:37.745-05:00Comments on On base at Fort Awesome: Kids write the darndest thingsCapt. Awesomehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12661956463474430207noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post-12289984463497469352008-09-04T20:56:00.000-04:002008-09-04T20:56:00.000-04:00My kids write letters to soldiers alot too and som...My kids write letters to soldiers alot too and some are hysterical! The best was from one of my students last year that said something like this:<BR/><BR/>Dear Soldier,<BR/>How are you? Do you like pie? I like pie. Have a nice day!<BR/>From,<BR/>Kevin<BR/><BR/>Totally random but cracked me up when I read it. Gotta love kids. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post-26403936764205329862008-09-01T21:08:00.000-04:002008-09-01T21:08:00.000-04:00i believe "mary jane" says it all.i believe "mary jane" says it all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post-1851803230671081512008-08-30T22:42:00.000-04:002008-08-30T22:42:00.000-04:00Beth,Well you know what we say about wishes. You c...Beth,<BR/><BR/>Well you know what we say about wishes. You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first.<BR/><BR/>You should use sloganizer for your thank yous.<BR/><BR/>I sloganized 'crapping in my hand' from the wish comment and got these beauties..<BR/>"I saw crapping in my hand and thought of you"<BR/>"Better ingredients, better crapping in my hand"<BR/>"I feel like crapping in my hand tonight"<BR/>For the senile<BR/>"Show me the crapping in my hand"<BR/><BR/>"The crapping in my hand that eats like a meal"<BR/>"Look ma, no crapping in my hand!"<BR/><BR/>"It's not all crapping in my hand, crapping in my hand, crapping in my hand you know."<BR/><BR/>And of course, Lighting my farts..<BR/>(Who wouldn't want a slogan for that ?)<BR/>"Designed for lighting my farts, engineered to last"<BR/>"Lighting my farts- Australian for beer."<BR/>"I can't believe its not lighting my farts."<BR/>"Made in Scotland from lighting my farts" (I think this might be a haggas reference)<BR/>"If you like a lot of chocolate on your lighting my farts, join the club." (One club that doesn't need me as a member, no chocolate with lit farts)<BR/>For the true romantic<BR/>"Every kiss begins with lighting my farts"<BR/><BR/>I will spend more sloganizer time tonight and keep everyone updated with the best ones. This is important work. I'll work 3rd graders in there somehow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post-72859683320676141722008-08-30T19:07:00.000-04:002008-08-30T19:07:00.000-04:00phillies won... i'm doin' my best here:)phillies won... i'm doin' my best here:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22166810.post-35839572819059409482008-08-30T19:01:00.000-04:002008-08-30T19:01:00.000-04:00i wish people wrote letters like that to me... thi...i wish people wrote letters like that to me... think i could plagerize these a bit for my shower thank you notes? these are much more thoughtful than anything i could write.<BR/><BR/>seriously?! what do you think they were on and where can i find some?!<BR/><BR/>Phillies are up 5-2 in the bottom of the 9th... hope this doesn't jinx them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com